Friday, December 30, 2011

The Twelfth Day of Homesteading Christmas

The 12 Days of Homesteading Christmas

On the First day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee,
A blind chicken in the pan-try.

On the Second day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee,
Two sparing bucks,
And a blind chicken in the pan-try.

On the Third day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee,
Three snotty noses (one with hay,)
Two sparing bucks,
And a blind chicken in the pan-try.

On the Fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee,
Four roosters raging,
Three snotty noses,
Two sparing bucks,
And a blind chicken in the pan-try.

On the Fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee,
Fiiiiiiivvvveee Beg-ging Doooooogs,
Four rowdy roosters,
Three snotty noses,
Two sparing bucks,
And a blind chicken in the pan-try.

On the Sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee,
Six acres to sqare bale,
Fiiiiiiivvvveee Beg-ging Doooooogs,
Four rowdy roosters,
Three snotty noses,
Two sparing bucks,
And a blind chicken in the pan-try.

On the Seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee,
Seven does a-moaning,
Six acres to square bale,
Fiiiiiiivvvveee Beg-ging Doooooogs,
Four rowdy roosters,
Three snotty noses,
Two sparing bucks,
And a blind chicken in the pan-try.

On the Eighth day of Christmas,  my true love gave to meeeee,
Eight Bob's a-swimming,
Seven does a-moaning,
Six acres to sqare bale,
Fiiiiiiivvvveee Beg-ging Doooooogs,
Four rowdy roosters,
Three snotty noses,
Two sparing bucks,
And a blind chicken in the pan-try.

On the Ninth day of Christmas,  my true love gave to meeeee,
Nine falling fenceposts,
Eight Bob's a-swimming,
Seven does a-moaning,
Six acres to sqare bale,
Fiiiiiiivvvveee Beg-ging Doooooogs,
Four rowdy roosters,
Three snotty noses,
Two sparing bucks,
And a blind chicken in the pan-try.

On the Tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee,
Ten bales of hay,
Nine falling fenceposts,
Eight Bob's a-swimming,
Seven does a-moaning,
Six acres to square bale,
Fiiiiiiivvvveee Beg-ging Doooooogs,
Four rowdy roosters,
Three snotty noses,
Two sparing bucks,
And a blind chicken in the pan-try.

On the Eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee,
Eleven loads of laundry,
Ten bales of hay,
Nine falling fenceposts,
Eight Bob's a-swimming,
Seven does a-moaning,
Six acres to square bale,
Fiiiiiiivvvveee Beg-ging Doooooogs,
Four rowdy roosters,
Three snotty noses,
Two sparing bucks,
And a blind chicken in the pan-try.

On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeee,
.......FORGET THIS!!!
I'm moving back to the city!!!!!

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