The First Three Days of Homesteading Christmas

**note: read the posting below this, "Little Orphan Earlie," FIRST, or you are gonna think i have lost my marbles.

The 12 Days of Homesteading Christmas

On the First day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee,

A blind chicken in the pan-try.

On the Second day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee,

Two sparing bucks,

And a blind chicken in the pan-try.

On the Third day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeee,

Three snotty noses (one with hay,)

Two sparing bucks,

And a blind chicken in the pan-try.