Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Duck Formerly Known As Bob

Bonjour. 
Zis ees not a disguise, and my name ees not Bob.
My name ees Phillipe.
And you, my dear Eesabell, are charming and lovely.
Let me wheesk you away from zee tedium of all zose Bob's.
We shall make bee-u-teeful museek togezer on my island hideaway.

Or at least in zee peenk poool.

5 comments:

Queenacres said...

ROFLMAO! Maybe they should have a private pool. With one of those fancy nettings around it. And a little nestbox with satin sheets. And rose petals. Ahhhh, young love.

by Chickory Blossom said...

heck, why stop there...why not get 'em a room at the four seasons???

Queenacres said...

I don't think ducks appreciate all 4 of the seasons. But I remember something about a hotel that had some ducks as residents...they were escorted to the fountain/pool in the entry way each morning. Maybe Isabell and Phillipe could honeymoon with them....maybe the Bobs could find a date.

by Chickory Blossom said...

What an IDEA!!! It is a hotel in Memphis...i will think of the name of it when i go to bed tonite and will post it in the morning....am SURE we could fix up the Bob's THERE!! Shall we start taking up a collection for travel expenses? let's see, i think i have 37 cents in the cushions of the couch.......

Bill said...

Peabody Hotel, Memphis