<<singing theme song>>
Annoying Man, Annoying Man,
If he can't Annoy you, no one can....
<<key change>>
Annoying Man, Annoying Man,
He drives you crazy with out a plan...
We join our story with Annoying Man and his trusty sidekick Obnoxious Dog--oblivious to the fact that it is a national holiday in which we honor our freedom and independence, as well as the nineteenth anniversary of my indentured servitude--jumping on the bed, disrupting my quiet reverie and Stephanie Plum mystery, insisting that they are both starving. This is unusual because......????
At the same time, in another room....Grumpy Girl is trying to break down the door to the solitary bathroom in the Custome Cave. Cranky Man, hearing the commotion, descends on the scene in a hail of rocks and dust to proclaim the bathroom his lair (well, he has to have a throne somewhere,) dispensing with the citizens of TUH by assigning various chores and other tasks of torture.
As the citizens scatter, i emerge from my quiet, comfy corner and allow them to wait for the sustenance that will give them strength before performing their appointed tasks. I prepare a full breakfast, including protein, potatoes and macadamia nut waffles with coconut syrup, because i am....Permissive Mom.
To be continued.....(when something good happens)
2 comments:
Monkeying with the setting and trying to get comments to work, folks! Don't give up, we will get it figured out sooner or later.
Success!!!! But only if i post under "anonymous." Guess it is better to be Anony Mous than Abby Normal. CB
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