Oink

So i am standing in the frozen foods section of a big city grocery store yesterday, and one of the city's finest comes up and stands near me as he peruses the fish sticks and frozen pizza. 

The police officer turns ever so slightly toward me and i catch his name.

Boldly emblazoned in shiny, all-caps gold thread on his perfectly pressed uniform was

BACON

If idda had a camera i wudda gotten arrested.