Investment Advice
"Just a little investment humor during this not so humorous time...
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago you would have $49.00 today!
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG you would have $33.00
If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers you would have $0.00 today.
But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer, drank all the beer, turned in the aluminum cans for recycling, you would have $214.00.
Therefore the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg Plan..."
1 comment:
Hey, stop giving our "insider" secrets! :-)
That whole 401K thing almost worked! Hillbilly gold = aluminum.
QA
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